"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
Broke niggas always wanna argue , nigga u aint eat all day where’s all dis energy comin from smh
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT
but do aliens believe in me….
nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE