The realest shit I ever reblogged.
the real winner
I need everyone to watch at least the first 30 seconds of this
That hitch hiker thumb is killing me softly
if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else
it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.
at least i never went through the “rawr means i love you in dinosaur ”phase
"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]
what are ferrets even MADE of?????
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.
Reblogging again because how much that first one makes me laugh hahah
Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything
If you flip a photo of bats hanging upside down, they look like they’re having a wicked dance-off.
yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do