I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in here…….. im very inspired by this
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA suck it.
blue ivy’s growing up so fast
sweater weather more like better weather
walking into the wrong class
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single
me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me
For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.