i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT
but do aliens believe in me….
nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE
you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better
Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons
that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this
why did someone choose to spell tongue like tongue like was that necessary a simple tung would do
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. HE FALLS OVER AND YET HE’S STILL SO HAPPY ABOUT LIFE. I WANT AN ELEPHANT SO MUCH.
If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news