hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

ewoksandwrackspurts:

I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”

danimansutti:

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

ronandhermionealways:

heartwarming:

#lol can we deal with ron and harry’s what’s up bro faces? #while hermione goes on and panics

I’m dying I love it

ashgaytchum:

(posts something)

(gets self conscious about post)

(sweats nervously)

(reblogs about a thousand dumb things i dont even like to bury it)

you will neVER FIND THE THING

gelatins:

hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

grampas:

the spectrum of human emotion is so beautiful

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

sorryforpartybarackin:

im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one