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blue ivy’s growing up so fast
sweater weather more like better weather
walking into the wrong class
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single
me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me
For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming